Twitter at it’s best is a generator of great discourse and very funny snippets about almost anything – including the menstrual cycle! At Natracare, we’re invested in conversations around periods, breaking taboos and learning about bodies.
Experiencing periods is not always easy, whether it’s period cramps, robust cravings, or a roller coaster of mood swings – those that have periods can also have a laugh, and those that don’t can learn whilst laughing. So in honour of much of the world’s population bleeding monthly we put together some of our favourite tweets about periods:
- Did I do that? 👀
- Spilling the tea on plant based plastic 🍵
- Ready for Broadway
- It’s like the period ringtone
- If periods were visible…
- RIP my uterus
- What are you into?
- We stan Charli XCX
- If boys had periods…
- Our new favourite code word
- Where’s the lie?
- I’m sorry, matriarchy
- Keeping it real 💯
- Genius DIY pocket
- Which grammatical punctuation is better?
- Sorry, not sorry…
- She’s the man
- Is your vagina connected?
It’s me, your period pic.twitter.com/9ltoBkzhGe
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) November 15, 2019
'Plant-based tampon applicator' 🌿 It sounds like a good choice, right? The sustainable option? 🤔 Think again! Here's: https://t.co/wUXLf1KlH5 why they're not as sustainable as you might think! 😦 #ApplicatorsUnwrapped pic.twitter.com/sZCVmjIwfJ
— natracare (@natracare) October 21, 2019
Period: The Musical pic.twitter.com/tE6w68orZ3
— LIZZO (@lizzo) October 2, 2019
You all can keep your menstrual tracking apps: I am “crying to the Beatles while driving” days away from my period.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) November 7, 2019
🔴If faces were bleeding, someone would do something 🔴THIS SATURDAY is the first-ever #NationalPeriodDay. We're hosting rallies in all 50 states to demand menstrual equity and an end to the #tampontax. Find your local rally at https://t.co/kj1mxlVLqK. @SeventhGen @BBDOSF pic.twitter.com/qPxrRwlGuQ
— PERIOD. (@periodmovement) October 15, 2019
My child just pulled a pad out of my purse and asked me if this is what I use when my vagina dies sometimes. pic.twitter.com/8NDYQYmWIA
— star•gyal (@beequammie) November 3, 2019
i'm into
⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 using a period tracking app to predict when I’m next due my period so I can exercise appropriately, eat well, and plan outfits accordinglycc: @clue
— natracare (@natracare) March 11, 2019
“oh my god, my tampon string is out tonight….” – @charli_xcx 2019 pic.twitter.com/ca5yddWpq7
— ★ EILEEN DOVER ★ (@imactuallyatop) September 25, 2019
It’s time for *every body* to get comfortable with periods.
#IfWeAllHadPeriodshttps://t.co/ZmVnrbIEbx pic.twitter.com/TO0BnQGJQc— Thinx (@Thinx) October 3, 2019
So I heard someone call tampons “pussy pops” and now I can’t unhear it
— iilluminaughtii 🔺🇵🇱🌻🇺🇦 (@iilluminaughtii) November 3, 2019
gonna tell my kids this is what a period is pic.twitter.com/gKb7S3zyj7
— natracare (@natracare) November 21, 2019
I normally feel so guilty when any girl asks me for a pad/ tampon and I don't have one
It's like I've betrayed the matriachy 😭— Sheena 💋🇰🇪 (@City_girllll) October 31, 2019
Everyone wants you to "just be real" until you send nudes with a tampon string and a few drops of blood.
Then it's all EEEEEW PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON AND BE A LITTLE LESS REAL
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) October 17, 2019
got my period (fuck off if thats tmi grow up) and i have no pockets so my spare tampon is under my beanie pls do not take off my hat tonight my tampons are very friendly thank u
— the usual aplomb (@bonatlantic) November 23, 2019
Who called a woman’s menstrual cycle a period and not a sentence?
— Mr Horse (@ln0217) September 30, 2019
I took a tampon out of my backpack and put it in my pocket and the guy behind me really had the audacity to say “that wasn’t very discreet”??? I wasn’t trying to be discreet, Chad, I was trying to get a tampon. Mind your business
— Carlie G (@CurlyCowgill) November 20, 2019
You know when you get a nosebleed and all you have in your bag is an old mint, a tampon and a hair brush? All we're saying here: https://t.co/0n0dS9iwMt is you can't rely on a hairbrush to stop the bleeding. A tampon, however… 😉 pic.twitter.com/OBtcFaIXEU
— natracare (@natracare) October 5, 2019
My boyfriend asked how periods can sync between girls and I told him bluetooth vaginas hahaha
— Miranda (@mirandalane01) August 27, 2019
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